Dearest Lilly,
Well it's been almost 5 months now that we have been coexisting in this house, and so far I think things are going ok. However, I do have a few pointers for you to make things a little easier for yourself.
1. The whole trick you pulled the other day with the pillow and feathers was not funny! Ok, I lied... it was funny for like a minute. But then Mom & Dad discovered how hard it'd be to clean it up. I mean, there are still feathers wandering down the hallway. They seem to be multiplying! And you had to pick Mom's favorite throw pillow too. Not a good move. However, I think Dad is secretly happy that you picked one of the many throw pillows to chew up since he considers all extra pillows on the bed as total wastes of space and money.
2. Quit the napping all over the house. First of all, it makes you look really lazy. Secondly, Mom thinks that just because you nap, that I should too. This is not the case. I do not need naps like most babies. I'd much rather be fussy and fight sleep with all that is within me. So wake up and let's play a little.
3. I have a new toy that allows me to play on the floor as you have noticed. When I am playing with my new favorite toy, just stay away. Mom wouldn't have to kick you out of the room every time if you could just resist the temptation to lick. I taste no different than I did yesterday when you licked me. Now that this whole pig cold thing is going around Mom is really paranoid and quite frankly I'm getting sick of being wiped down just because you can't hold your tongue in your mouth when I am on the floor.
4. I am cuter than you and I laugh now. This makes Mom and Dad very happy. Therefore, when I am laughing, do not try to do a trick of your own to steal their attention. Pretty soon I'm going to learn to crawl and do other very cute things so just get used to it! You might as well just except the facts and learn to love me. And I'll admit, you are pretty cute too... but I'm still cuter.
Time to eat...I'll write more later!
xoxo,
Hannah
2 comments :
This totally made me laugh out loud
LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT and all your other blog posts and pictures. I can't believe your little girl is already 5 months. I can't wait to take some photos of her in the fall! Hope you and Todd are well and lovin' life. Things are great in WA!
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