Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Turkey... it's not just for eatin'


RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) -- A carjacking suspect in North Carolina became the victim of a turkey club, but it was no sandwich!

Police say Fred Louis Ervin of Raleigh stole money from a gas station before running to a supermarket parking lot. Authorities say Ervin was slugging a woman, while stealing her car.

Sensing foul play, other shoppers came to the woman's rescue, including one who started hitting Ervin in the head with a frozen turkey . Police say Ervin hit several cars before he was arrested a short time later.

He was sent to the hospital for treatment of head injuries but is in good condition. He faces charges including assault.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Update

Still no baby in the Land of Lyle. She's not due until next week but I think we really started thinking she'd come this week when the Dr's told us that a few weeks ago. She'll come on her own time I guess. And hey, it's only Tuesday.

We went to the Dr. yesterday and everything looks fine! It's kind of a weird feeling to just be going about everyday life waiting for it all to change. Although, I think if I was just sitting around waiting, I'd drive myself crazy. Let's just hope I don't go into labor at work:)

And for those of you who are wondering about her name.... you probably know as much as we do! We are really hoping she'll come out with a name tag on. That would make things a lot easier on us all.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

In honor of Alexis..

Here are some completely random facts for your day:

The proper name for a crash test dummy is Anthropomorphic Test Device. The first one was developed for the Air Force, not the automobile industry, and he was used to test ejection seats.

Today, about five percent of the entire U.S. potato crop goes to make McDonald’s French fries.

The first fielding gloves in baseball were flesh-colored, so that fans wouldn’t notice that the players were wearing them.

Goldfish don’t blink. (They have no eyelids!)

Napoleon was a big fan of suspenders; he even had a pair decorated with bumblebees, the symbol of his native Corsica.

Only one breed of dog is mentioned by name in the Bible: the Greyhound. (Proverbs 30:29-31, King James Version).

The “K” in Kmart stands for Kresge, as in the chain’s founder, Sebastian S. Kresge.

The little bump on the front side of your ear is called a tragus.

Monday, November 17, 2008

No new news

The Dr's still think Baby Lyle will come a week early but everything other than that looks good and hasn't changed much since last week. The nursery is ready (I'll post pictures soon) and we are working on getting the car seat base checked out by someone who knows what they are doing:)

Other than that, things are good. I've started swelling a little bit (more in the evening) and I'm starting to feel a little uncomfortable, but it's not unbearable. We have the option to induce but I'm not crazy about doing that unless its a medical necessity.

Still may have a Thanksgiving baby... we'll keep you posted!

Thursday, November 13, 2008


For those of you who have been wondering what I look like at 8 months pregnant.... here you go! hahaha....

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Hairless Dog?


Apparently Peru is now trying to get Obama to adopt one of their dogs for his girls to have at the White House. It's a hairless dog, that doesn't have teeth either. Is that even considered a dog? Now I've seen dogs before that are so ugly that they are actually cute, but this is not one of them.

Don't be worried Lily, you are much cuter:)

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

She may be closer than we think!

Todd and I went to the doctor this morning for our now weekly check-up. After "checking me" the Dr. informed us that we probably had about 2 weeks left. To which Todd says "really?" with a slightly shocked tone. It was classic!

You may have noticed that there still aren't any pictures up on the blog. That would be b/c my camera is still not working. Turns out that something I do makes batteries in cameras die quickly. I mean, this weekend I took 5 pictures and the battery was dead! I took it to a camera shop and they told me that the batteries were just dead and that there was nothing wrong with the camera. I think I'm just going to buy a megapack of AA's and keep them in a large sack with the camera at all times. It might be heavy and bulky and I might set off some alarms looking like Santa carrying around my sack of batteries, but hey, at least I'll always have the camera ready!

Why do I have some feeling that the first pictures of our child are going to be taken from a disposable camera bought in the hospital gift shop?

Monday, November 10, 2008

Not a natural

Yesterday I kept the nursery at church. I help with the baby room so we have all kids up to the age of 1 or walking. Yesterday we had 9 babies! For some churches this may not seem like a lot, but if you see the size of our church body, you'd understand that this is a lot (we average about 100 folks a week). I quickly learned that just because you are 8-months pregnant does not mean that babies necessarily like you. Luckilly only 2 were fussy, but my efforts to calm them failed and I had to pass them on to Sarah Ashlin who has some sort of magic gift and was able to put both asleep. I'd like to think that I wore them out so they were easier for her to put to sleep. It's kind of like when you are trying to open a jar of jam and the minute you pass it on to someone else they are able to open it. Is it like that with babies?

Sarah Ashlin said it must have been b/c I had to hold them higher because my baby bump was in the way. Sure... good try SA. Let's hope the motherly instincts kick in soon. If not, I'll just bring my crying child to Sarah Ashlin's house and I'll let her put the baby to sleep:)

PS. Thanks to Alexis for praying that my child has a "really good set of lungs" and is able to have a "really healthy cry". If she is born as like the loudest crier ever, I'm so going to let her come to Aunt Lexie's when she's fussy:)

Friday, November 7, 2008

The "To Do" List

So Todd and I made a "To Do" list last night of all the things that we would like to get done in the next few days, and so far, it's actually been quite useful. Last night we went to Babies R Us and got what we thought we still needed for the new arrival. Who knows if we actually bought anything we will really need, but it felt good to get some things off the checklist, and we had giftcards so we didn't have to pay for any of it. Now, I just need to get in the nursery and get to work washing clothes and stuff like that. I know we don't have to (and probably won't be) completely ready for the baby but I'd like to be as ready as we can be. I guess I'm just a planner at heart.

We also went to Target and got some things to finish off our downstairs living room. We have this room in the "basement" of our house (which we refer to as downstairs) where our TV is and where we hang out when we are being lazy. Because it's just kind of the hang out room, it has been the last to get decorated, but recently I got the urge to make it cozy and trendy:) So we got a bunch of stuff at Target to make it look a little better.

I finally found all of the cords to my camera so I can charge it and upload pictures. Hoepfully I'll have a few on this blog by the end of the weekend!

And with all that done, all we have left to do is:
Paint the porch swing
Paint the old bassinet
Hang some pictures
Finish organizing the nursery
Get hot water in our bathroom (long story)
Finish the office
Sweep the driveway (another long story)
Rake the yard
Wash the dog
Add more kitchen shelves to our cabinets

Ok, I'm getting depressed as I continue to type this list. How many days are in a weekend again?

Monday, November 3, 2008

Please read, especially the end!

I have no idea if this is considered copyrighting so I apologize to the author but I thought this was a great piece and I wanted to share it.

Laura Hirschfeld Hollis is a Clinical Professor of Business Administration at the University of Illinois.

Sunday, October 26, 2008
America asks for a king
by Laura Hollis

I am an attorney and professor of law and entrepreneurship, so I usually confine my commentary to matters of public policy, and leave theology to those who have chosen that field of study. But since today is Sunday, I will take the liberty of making an observation with a more Biblical bent.

As one who has taught entrepreneurship and entrepreneurial thinking for nearly ten years, I am distressed by the apparently overwhelming sentiment sweeping Americans that they must now be taken care of. I know from years of studying the matter that a society in which most members are – or can be – entrepreneurial, is a society where upward mobility is the rule; where wealth is created – not just "spread around"; where hope is common currency; where the inevitable problems are viewed as opportunities to find sustainable solutions, and where those solutions are typically new industries, new companies, and new jobs. An entrepreneurial society is a society where most people wish to, and know they can, take care of themselves, their families, and even others in need. Where charity and philanthropy are fellow-travelers with success.

Joe the Plumber's exposure of Obama's "spread the wealth" philosophy exploded like a flash fire, not only because that philosophy is utterly anti-American, but because it is shortsighted, and immoral. It is short-sighted, because in an economy that is a bit battered and fragile, what we need are more businesses, more workers, and more wealth creation in the private sector, not more government programs and more people dependent upon them. It is short-sighted because it is a failed business model. And, as we saw with the collapse of major lending institutions a few weeks ago, a failed business model, made larger (or "spread around," if you prefer) by government, is not just a failure, but a catastrophic failure. So it was with the irresponsible lending practices foisted on American banks by the government, and so it will be with the irresponsible spending and doomed reliance on government largesse that Obama and the Democrats are peddling as salvation.

And the inevitability of its failure is why Obama's philosophies are not just foolhardy, but immoral. It is immoral to deceive well-meaning people about what you intend to do with their money. It is immoral to take by force from those who produce, give to others who do not, and call it "charity." It is staggeringly immoral to create an ever-larger class of dependent, helpless people who will be doomed to starve when the unsustainable system you have created collapses. And most of all, it is profoundly immoral to set yourself up as a secular messiah of sorts, assuring people that you will take care of them, eliminate hardship, heal the planet, and hold enemies at bay by the sheer force of your own hypnotic rhetoric.

Obama's economic and social theories have been debunked and disproven (at great human cost) so many times over the past 100 years that it's laughable anyone still believes in them. But at least his designs on the country are understandable. Those who crave power will use any tactic, as long as it works.

It's the fact that it's working that is inscrutable to me. And this is where the Biblical references come in. Americans' attitude toward this posturing, self-important, political zealot remind me of the Israelites' demand for a king, as recounted in the Book of Samuel:

When Samuel grew old, he appointed his sons as judges for Israel . The name of his firstborn was Joel and the name of his second was Abijah, and they served at Beersheba . But his sons did not walk in his ways. They turned aside after dishonest gain and accepted bribes and perverted justice. So all the elders of Israel gathered together and came to Samuel at Ramah. They said to him, "You are old, and your sons do not walk in your ways; now appoint a king to lead us, such as all the other nations have." But when they said, "Give us a king to lead us," this displeased Samuel; so he prayed to the LORD. And the LORD told him: "Listen to all that the people are saying to you; it is not you they have rejected, but they have rejected Me as their king. As they have done from the day I brought them up out of Egypt until this day, forsaking Me and serving other gods, so they are doing to you. Now listen to them; but warn them solemnly and let them know what the king who will reign over them will do." Samuel told all the words of the LORD to the people who were asking him for a king. He said, "This is what the king who will reign over you will do: He will take your sons and make them serve with his chariots and horses, and they will run in front of his chariots … He will take your daughters to be perfumers and cooks and bakers. He will take the best of your fields and vineyards and olive groves and give them to his attendants. He will take a tenth of your grain and of your vintage and give it to his officials and attendants. Your menservants and maidservants and the best of your cattle and donkeys he will take for his own use. He will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yourselves will become his slaves. When that day comes, you will cry out for relief from the king you have chosen, and the LORD will not answer you in that day."

But the people refused to listen to Samuel. "No!" they said. "We want a king over us. Then we will be like all the other nations, with a king to lead us and to go out before us and fight our battles." When Samuel heard all that the people said, he repeated it before the LORD. The LORD answered, "Listen to them and give them a king." (1 Samuel 8:1-22)

The comparisons are telling: Americans are understandably fed up with corruption, greed, and perversion of justice in our leaders. But till now, we have asked for no king, because we could take care of ourselves, and because we have always been a godly people. But look around now – our children languish in failing, crumbling, unsafe, and undisciplined schools, many of which are merely bastions of social experimentation. Our cities are riddled with crime. Our families are devastated by divorce, abuse, illegitimacy, absent fathers, and definitions of "marriage" that fluctuate with the sexual predilections du jour. Our culture – books, films, music – is saturated with violence and perversion that even the smallest child is exposed to. And of course, one cannot forget – the high watermark of freedom and femininity, and the litmus test of liberty for the Left is the unfettered right to kill our own children in our wombs (or leave them to die outside of them).

This is what we, as a nation, have brought ourselves to. These are problems that no amount of social spending will cure, and any promise to do so is a lie, because no amount of money will change people's hearts. And yet, instead of reaching deep within ourselves to find the solutions, we now whine and mewl for someone to save us.

And here he comes, Barack Obama, on a "righteous wind."

As with anyone who would be king, Obama will take our money and our property in ever-larger amounts. Our children will be saddled with debt and beholden to a bloated government that will enslave the very people it promised to help. We will be at the mercy of our enemies. And no matter how bleak or desperate our own lives becomes, the leaders in Obama's government will always thrive; such people always do. Nor is any of this is unique to Obama; it is in the nature of every king, and every government, which is why our government was originally set up to be limited, both to protect us, and to ensure our own self-reliance.

John McCain will not be a perfect President. But it is not necessary for the leader of a free, righteous, and entrepreneurial people to be perfect. I can support John McCain because he asks only that I vote for him, not that I worship him. And I will vote for John McCain on November 4th, not because he would be a better king, but because he does not claim to be one at all.

Neither McCain nor Obama is a king who will save us; we must turn instead to the only One who can