She's a talkin'

My child's vocabulary has officially surpassed mine.  She is using complete sentences with perfect inflection and she remembers EVERYTHING!  Here are a few of her most recent statements:

-  Pretty much every morning when she wakes up she'll say from her room:  "I would like something to eat Mommy."

-  One time we went and got ice cream after getting her hair cut and so now every time I ask her if she wants to go get ice cream she'll say "I have to go and get my hair cut first though."

-  "because" is pretty much her favorite word and she actually knows how to use it, although sometimes her explanations don't quite add up.  For example "We're going swimming because we eat strawberries."

-  She still hasn't really started naming things, but every time I ask her what something's name is she'll say it's name is "new battery".  The only reason I think she says this is because a few months ago I replaced the batteries on one of her favorite toys and I made a big deal out of it having new batteries.  Lesson learned.

-  She repeat's a lot!  Warning to my family members that have dirty mouths:)  The other day she was acting up and she looked at me and said "I'm killin' you mommy."

-  At night after I give her a goodnight kiss she'll quietly say "goodnight mom."  It literally sounds like she's 18.